Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al 
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal 
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve 
So he packed up his accordion and had to move 
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree 
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory 
And he played on the company bowling team 
And every single night he had a strange, recurring dream 
Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream 
But that's really not important to the story 

Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist 
With a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm) 
But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number 
Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm 
And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave 
20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth) 
And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich 
For what it's worth 

Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan 
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man 
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free 
And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be 
And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV 
So he gave Al a contract and what do you know? 
Now he's got his own very Weird Al Show!