Well, your just like a club fag,
wearin' Doc Martens,
get a pair of chukas or some checkboard slip-ons,
worship Jeff Spicoli,
not Chris Cornell,
Get a pair of Van's or God'll send you to hell, to hell, (to hell).

Well you think Doc Martens are the coolest invention,
since someone sliced a loaf of bread in someone elses kitchen.
The plain truth is is that you just plain suck,
so why should I tell you not to waste a hundred bucks?!

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VANS, in my head.
VANS, on my feet,
My sole is on the ground when I'm walking down the street.
2-3-4
Don't need no Doc Martens,
Can't wear no Birkentocks,
Just a crummy old pair of chuka boots,
and a smelly old pair of socks..

If you wanna wear em you don'[t have to ride a skateboard,
You can even wear em with a pair of old cords.
Someone'll probably tell you that they're not in trend,
Just tell them that's the reason why you don't have any friends, no friends(no
friends) no friends(no friends)

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Well I don't wanna hear about alternative footwear, and I don't wanna hear about
your new hairdo,
You see I don't really care about you stupid Motha F***a's,
I just wanna get a pair of Olive Green Chukas!!

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