You always said that I had multiple personalities,
Caught up somewhere between my dreams and reality
So where'd ya dig up the audacity to ask me
How we've all been doin'
Since you broke our hears
Well, so far...

(Chorus)

Number 5 just cries a river a minute
7 wants to tie you up and drown you in it, yeah
14 just wants to say so long, bygones
32 wants to do things to you that'll make you blush
10 would key the El Camino that you love so much
And there aint nobody wants to mess with 23
Oh, lucky for you
Tonight I'm just me

I guess this party's more than your new Barbie
bargained for
She's got you by the sleeve
Slowly easin' towards the door
She's probably right, you should be movin' on
Don't know how long we can behave
Better have the valet get your car
Cause you know how women are..

(Chorus)

Forgiveness is the key
According to my shrink
But, it's notjust up to me
I don't know girls, whad d'ya think?

(Repeat Chorus 3x)