Maybe just because I was newly washed like
Brandon Walsh you took notice of me
you thought I was a rockstar some gangster
or a bowlingstar I don't believe you babe 

You're not the only one who think I am a chiquita
dude well I'm afraid I'm not that rude 

I took you to the A-house and even to the
punkpalats those trips made you throw up
and after a few nights you took off to the
holm of asps that's where you belong 

When it comes to you it's hard to have a open
mind so I just have one advice say... 

Walt Jabsco, Walt Jabsco
now that's what I call rude
he's the man he's a superdude.