May i have your attention please?
May i have your attention please?
Will the real slim shady please shut up
i repeat, will the real slim shady please shut up
We're gonna have a problem here

Ya'll act like you've never heard a white person before
His rhymes are a bore
Punk kid trying to be hardcore
Marshall Mathers back worse than before
Whinin in the microphone
It's the return of the-
o wait, no way, your a fool, you didnt pay money for this cd did you?
And Dr. Dre did-everything you idiot
Without dre's speak bids you're as good as dead.
The world's had enough of eminem
jiggy jiggy, even his girlfriend's cheatin on him
look at him, walkin around, livin off dre, actin so cool, but he's really kinda
weak though.
Little twit blasts me on his new cd,
why? cause i turned him down for a date (hehe)
as for the question of who came first
was it carson daly or was it fred durst
i'm sorry slim, but this is gonna hurt, they both came closer than you ever will
jerk
your song is on my nerves, your song is on my nerves, you're kinda lucky cause
you got more faith than you deserve.
that is the message that i deliver to little kids.
you can become famous and never know what talent is.
of course they're gonna like you, of course they do
you're like a cartoon version of ricky shroeder on silver spoons.
you ain't nothin but a product, patched to be bought of,
you know a year from now you won't be thought of.
so you write about dead animals and canibals
amd someday you'll stop dating dogs and date higher mammals
and there's a million women just like me,
that think like me,
that all can see
that slim shady is
just a boy dealing with puberty
so if u agree, scream loudly with me!

Chorus:
you're slim shady
yes you're the real shady
you sound like peter brady
you get quite irratating
so won't the real slim shady please shut up, please shut up, please shut up- 
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