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An older man is dating a younger woman. As their relationship progresses, he notices she is dropping hints that she would like the relationship to go to another level. Him being older, he is willing to oblige but is afraid of his performance. After all, he is an older man. So the next day from work, he calls his doctor and explains his situation. 'Would you suggest anything doc?' he asks. 'This happens a lot, and I do have advice. What you need to do, is work on it yourself, masturbating once a day and letting it build up before letting go. It teaches you stamina, and I promise it will work. It has worked on other patients before.' The older man thanked his doc and hung up the phone. All day long he was thinking of where he could do this. Couldn't do it at his desk, someone may see him. Couldn't do it in the restroom, it was too open. Couldn't do it at home, he was afraid his girlfriend might walk in on him. While driving home that night, the idea struck him. He pulled his truck over to the side of the road, turned off the engine and crawled under it. He laid on his back, undid his fly and pulled out his manlyhood. Closing his eyes, he began to proceed. He was at it for about 5 minutes when he felt a tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose the image of his lover, he kept his eyes closed. 'What do you want?' he called out, eyes still closed, not missing a beat. 'This is the state police. What the hell are you doing?' 'My car is broke down, I am under here fixing it.' 'Well you might want to check your brakes too, cause your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.


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