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There are 5 guys in a plane: The Pilot, a kid, a priest, a polak, and Wayne Gretzky. The plane is about to crash and there is only 4 parachutes. The pilot says "I flew the plane so I should survive." So he takes a parachute and jumps. Wayne Gretzky says "I'm famous, so I should live." So he jumps. The Polak says "I just want to live." So he jumps. So the kid and the priest are talking and the priest says " Well kid I've lived my life long enough" he hands him a parachute. The kid says "No, here" and gives it back and pulls out another parachute. The Priest says "Where did you get this." The kid answers "Oh, the dumb Polak took my backpack."


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