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There are 5 guys in a plane: The Pilot, a kid, a priest, a polak,
and Wayne Gretzky. The plane is about to crash and there is only 4 parachutes.
The pilot says "I flew the plane so I should survive." So he takes a parachute
and jumps. Wayne Gretzky says "I'm famous, so I should live." So he jumps.
The Polak says "I just want to live." So he jumps. So the kid and the priest
are talking and the priest says " Well kid I've lived my life long enough"
he hands him a parachute. The kid says "No, here" and gives it back and
pulls out another parachute. The Priest says "Where did you get this." The
kid answers "Oh, the dumb Polak took my backpack."
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