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One day a woman and her husband
are walking down the beach and they find a
lamp. The woman picks up the lamp and rubs it and a genie comes out and
grants her three wishes.
'Brilliant!' she excaims.
'But the wishes are ten times doubled for your husband' the genie responds.
'First I wish I was the most fanciable person to the opposite sex'
She is having men surround her untill the wish then makes women fall at
her
husbands feet in lust.
Annoyed, she then wishes to be the richest person on the planet.
This is granted, but then her husband becomes 10 times more richer.
By now she was getting annoyed so she makes her last wish;
'I wish to have a MILD heartattack'
(For people who don't get it, he drops down dead)
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