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Your Jokes 54
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| 1.Yo Mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her Birthday. 2.Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squashed a booger out of George Washington's nose. 3.To Mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass in the ocean. 4.Yo Mama's so stupid,when you were born she looked at the imbilical cord and said,"Look,it comes with cable!". 5.Yo Mama's so fat she uses a satellite as a diaphragm. 6.Yo Mama's so fat,the back of her neck looks like a pack of franks.(Hotdogs) 7.Yo Mama's so foul it reminds me as a toilet.Fat,round,and full of shit! 8.Yo Mama's so fat when she wears fish net stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test! 9.Yo Mama's so old she farts dust! 10.Yo Mama's so old when I asked her to act her age she dropped dead! |
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