A man was doing a study of children's senses in a first-grade class using
a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave the children all the same kind of Lifesaver
and asked them, "What is the flavor, and what color is it?"
began to say, "Red . . . cherry . . . yellow . . . lemon . . . lime . .
. green . . . orange . . . orange."
Finally, he gave them all honey Lifesavers.
The children suck on them for a while, but can't decipher the taste. "Well,"
he said, "I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother would call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and yelled: "Everybody
spit it out, they're assholes!"