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Your Jokes 201

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ONE DAY A BLONDE WALKED OUTSIDE AND SEEN SOMETHING WITH WHEELS ON IT AND SAID "HEY I SEEN ONE OF THSE IN A MOVIE BEFORE"! "I BET I CAN MAKE IT ROLL"' SHE SAID! SO SHE GOT IN AND DROVE AWAY! NOT EVEN 2 MINUTES LATER SHE RAN INTO THIS GUY'S CAR! HE GOT OUT HIS CAR AND WENT UP TO THE BLONDE AND SAID LOOK AT THE GROUND! DO YOU SEE THAT CIRCLE I DREW? SHE SAID YES! HE SAID STAND IN THAT CIRCLE TILL I COME BACK! SO HE WALKED OVER TO HER CAR AND POPPED HER TIRES! WHEN HE TURNED AROUND SHE WAS SMILING! HE SAID ,OH YEA YOU THINK THAT WAS FUNNY! HE TURNED AROUND AND STARTED HITTING HER CAR MAKING DENTS IN IT! THEN HE LOKKED AT HER AND SHE WAS LAUGHING! HE WAS GETTING MAD! SO HE SAID ALRIGHT THEN TURNED AND SMASHED ALL HER WINDOWS! HE LOOKED AT HER AND SHE WAS LAUGHING EVEN HARDER! HE ASKED WHAT DO YOU THINK IS SO FUNNY! SHE SAID "EVERYTIME YOU TURNED AROUND I STEPPED OUT THE CIRCLE"!


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