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This woman dies and goes to heaven, when she gets there she see's all her deceased relatives sitting behind the gates waiting for her when she gets to saint peter she ask's how to get in saint peter replies " you have to spell one word...LOVE" so she spells it and goes into heaven. A few years later Saint Peter ask's the woman to supervise the gates while he takes care of something on earth, she says o.k.. While at the gates her husband shows up. She ask's him what happened and he replied " After you died I married the nurse that took care of you, we sold our house and bought a nicer one then we went sking and I hit a tree so here I am... So how do i get in?" The woman replies "you have to spell one word...Czechoslovakia.
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