One night a blonde walked into a casino and walked up to the pop machine.
She stuck a dollar in and hit the Pepsi button. A Pepsi came out and she
screamed, "YES!" She put another dollar in and hit the Mountain Dew button.
A Mountain Dew came out and she screamed, "YES!" A man behind her tapped
her on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me maam, but could you hurry I'm getting
thirsty." The blonde turned around and said "Shut-up I'm winning!"