Your Jokes 175
An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Alaska
arguing about which state had the toughest trees to peck.
The Alaskan woodpecker said that they had a tree that no
woodpecker can peck. The Texas woodpecker challenged him
and was able to peck a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe.
The Texas woodpecker challenged the Alaskan woodpecker to
peck a tree in Texas that no woodpecker had been able to
The Alaskan woodpecker expressed much confidence that he
could do it. After flying to Texas and successfully pecking
the tree in Texas, the two woodpeckers couldn't
figure out why the Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Alaskan
tree and the Alaskan woodpecker was able to peck
the Texan tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in his own state.
After thinking for some time they both came to the same
conclusion. Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.