three drunked friends an american a roussian and cypriot were 
drinking together
at a moment the american says. you now gays in america we have airport so 
big 
that we land planes not only in the strip but also in the roof over 
them
the roussian then says XAXAXAXA we have airport so big that we land planes 
in the strip on the roof and underground
xaxaxaxaxa says the cypriot
we have a man name john .in village Upriver who has a dick so big . that 
in order he dont drag along on the road he tide it up on his leg
with this exsangerations the friends resite for the night
in the follow morning at brecfast table
the american says shyly you know gays last night exxxxx i exangerate a litle 
of cource we have large airports but the roof thing was a lie
the roussian relieved says he did it too
the cypriot thoughtfully says yes i lied also
the others smile because they wait now for him to say is not possible for 
someone to have a dick so big
so the cypriot says to them 
the jonh dont live in Upriver but Downriver