what does a blonde and spaghetti have in common?
they both wiggle when
u eat em.
what do u do when a blonde throws a pin at you? run!!! she has a grenade
in her mouth!
why was the blonde upset when she got her drivers' license?
she got an "F"
in sex.
theres a blonde,brunette and a redhead at the doctors gettin their babies
checked out,so the redhead said "im gonna have only one baby cause u was
on top", so the brunette goes "well im gonna have twins cause i was on bottom",
and the blonde starts crying her eyes out and says " im gonna have puppies!!!!!!!!!!"
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