How do you drown a blonde?
Put her in a submarine and knock.
How do you kill a one-armed blonde?
Tell her to climb a tree and wave.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead go camping and hunting. They decide to go
separate ways and when they shoot something, they have to come back. the
brunette and redhead get back at the same time and ask each other the same
question: "How'd you get that?" They answered the same answer: "Found tracks,
followed tracks, shot deer." The blonde comes back five hours later all
bloody and beat up with broken bones. the blonde comes back 5 hours later
all bloody and beat up with broken bones. The brunette and redhead ask the
same question:"What the hell happened to you?" The blonde answers: "Found
tracks,followed tracks, got hit by train."
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