A blonde walks into a pawn shop and says, "Mister, I'd like to
buy that TV."
the guy goes,"Sorry,miss we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde goes
hom and dyes her hair red and comes back and says, "Mister I'd like to buy
that TV." The guy says, "Sorry miss, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde
goes home and dyes her hair brown and comes back. "Mister I'd like to buy
that TV." The guy says, "Sorry miss, we don't sell to blondes." The blonde
exclaims, "How did you know it was me?!
I've dyed my hair red and brown and you still knew it was me!" And the guy
goes,
"Miss that's not a TV, that's a micrwave."
Santa, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny, and a vlonde are walking down
the street and they spot$20. Who gets it? Three of them don't exist and
the blonde would think it was a gum wrapper.
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