Your momm is soooo fat when she jumped in the ocean all the whales
started singing "we are family.... even though your fatter then me"
Theres an american, a newfi, and a canadian, standing outside a old house.
The american goes in a sees a toaster and 2 slices of toats, with what he
thought was penut butter, he was about to eat one and a ghost said, DONT
EAT THE TOAST! , HE RUNS out scared. The canadian goes in and sees the same
thing, he was about to eat and the ghost goes, DONT EAT THE TOAST , he runs
off scared. The newfi says , i aint affraid of no ghost, he goes in eats
both slices. The ghost says I warned you once i wanred you twice i wipe
my ass with every slice.
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