One day a blonde was walking down the sidewalk and saw a brunette 
walking down the street saying "44, 44, 44."  The blonde ran out to her 
and asked, "Why do you keep saying 44?"  The brunette replied, "Walk with 
me and you'll find out."  A little while later a car came by and the brunette 
started saying, "45, 45, 45."




One night a blonde walked into a casino and walked up to the pop machine.  
She stuck a dollar in and hit the Pepsi button.  A Pepsi came out and she 
screamed, "YES!"  She put another dollar in and hit the Mountain Dew button.  
A Mountain Dew came out and she screamed, "YES!"  A man behind her tapped 
her on the shoulder and said, "Excuse me maam, but could you hurry I'm getting 
thirsty."  The blonde turned around and said "Shut-up I'm winning!"



Three blondes bought a can of Pepsi One for the first time.  They went to 
one of their houses and poured the Pepsi One into three cups.  They all 
stared at the three cups for a while and then one of them said, "I wonder 
which one has the calorie."