There is this guy that lives next to a blonde. Everyday he mowes his yard, and everyday he sees her go out and check her mailbox, but take out nothing. The next time she checked and there was nothing there, he saw her slam it shut and cuss at it. So he decided that he was going to ask her what she was doing checking her mailbox everyday, but not taking anything out of it. The blonde replied, "My damn computer keeps telling me I have mail!"