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A young man moves to a village in Wales and gets talking to an old man from the
village. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at
this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but
do they call me Jones the house builder? Do they hell! See those railway lines
over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Do they
hell! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me
Jones the bridge builder? Do they hell! But, a long long time ago, I fucked
*one* sheep..."
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