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A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are
many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet
one. But try as he might, the women don't seem to be at all
interested. Finally, as a last resort, he walks up to a French guy
lying on the beach who is surrounded by adoring women.
"Excuse me," he says, taking the guy aside, "but I've been
trying to meet one of those women for about an hour now, and I just
can't seem to get anywhere with them. You're French. You know these
women. What do they *want*?"
"Maybe I can help a leetle beet," says the Frenchman. "What
you do ees you go to zee store. You buy a leetle bikini sweeming
suit. You walk up and down zee beach. You meet girl very qweekly
zees way." "Wow! Thanks!" says the Polish guy, and off he goes to the
store. He buys a skimpy red bathing suit, puts it on, and goes back
to the beach. He parades up and down the beach but still has no luck
with the ladies.
So he goes back to the Frenchman. "I'm sorry to bother you
again," he says, "but I went to the store, I got a swimsuit, and I
*still* haven't been able to meet a girl."
"Okay," says the Frenchman, "I tell you what you do. You go
to zee store. You buy potato. You put potato in sweeming suit and
walk up and down zee beach. You will meet girl very, very qweekly
zees way."
"Thanks!" says the guy, and runs off to the store. He buys the
potato, puts it in the swimsuit, and marches up and down the beach.
Up and down, up and down he walks, but the women will hardly even look
at him. After half an hour he can't take it anymore and goes back to
the Frenchman.
"Look," he says, "I got the suit, I put the potato in it, and
I walked up and down the beach-- and still nothing! What more can I
do?"
"Well," says the Frenchman, "maybe I can help you a leetle
beet. Why don't you try moving zee potato to the *front* of zee
sweeming suit?"
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