| For five years, two Poles and an Italian have worked side by
side every day as window washers, and every night after work they
stopped for a drink. One day, disaster struck, and the Italian fell to
his death. The police came to the site and began asking questions.
"Where does he live?" The Poles shrugged their shoulders. "Is
he married?" The Poles didn't know. "What is his NAME?" The Poles
shrugged again. "You worked with this guy for five years and you don't
know anything about him?" the cop asked.
"I know something about him," one Polak volunteered. "He has
two assholes."
"What are you talking about?" said the cop.
"Well," said the Polak, "Whenever we go for a drink after work
the bartended says, 'Here comes the dago with the two assholes.'"
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