| Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure
trip. They meet this Frenchman called Jean Paul and become good
pals. Jean Paul finds these two Poles some- what amusing and so he
goes all out to make them happy. He treats them at pubs, bars,
discotheques.... This goes on for a while until one fine day Jean Paul
does not turn up. The Poles assume that some important work would have
held him up and do not take a serious note of it. But, perhaps
something was serious as Jean Paul does not turn up for next five days
at a stretch. At this the Poles get alarmed and go to the police
station to lodge a report. The inspector asks them to give details of
the person who's missing. The following conversation follows:
Markowski: Well, his name is Jean Paul.
Inspector: It's a very common name in France. Something more please.
Krachevski: Well, he is very tall.
Inspector: Most of the people in France are tall. Big deal.
Markowski: Well, he's got blue eyes.
Inspector: Oh! no. Something more substantial.
Krachevski: I got it. This is slightly uncommon. I'm sure now you
shall be able to track him. You see, He's got two holes in his ass.
Inspector: (shocked): Well, well, that's curious. Are you sure?
Krachevski: Ya! Ya!
Inspector: Are you definitely sure that this very personal info you
have is CORRECT?
Krachevski: Most certainly.
Inspector (still skeptical): But how're you so sure?
Krachevski: Simple. Whenever we used to go with him to the bar,
everyone used to greet him as "Here comes Jean Paul with two
ass-holes."
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