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Three men were all applying for the same job as a
detective. One was Polish, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. Rather
than ask the standard questions during the interview, the chief
decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision
upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief
asked, "Who killed Jesus Christ?"
The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed
him." The chief thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief
asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews."
Again, the chief thanked the man who then left.
When the Polish man arrived for his interview, he was asked
the exact same question. He thought for a long time, before saying,
"Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but
get back to me tommorrow."
When the Polish man arrived home, his wife asked "How did the
interview go?" He replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already
investigating a murder!"
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