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Music Jokes 49

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Three blokes die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter. StP: Hi, what's your name? Pete: Pete. StP: Hi, Pete. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning? Pete: 120K StP: Wow! Tell me, Pete, what were you doing to earn that kind of money? Pete: I was a lawyer. StP: That's great. Come on in. (To 2nd bloke) Hi, what's your name? Roger: Roger. StP: Hi, Roger. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning? Roger: 60K. StP: Hey, that's great! Tell me, Roger:, what did you do for a living? Roger: I was an accountant. StP: That's very good. Come on in. (To 3rd bloke) Hi, what's your name? John: John. StP: Hi, John. Tell me, John, how much were you earning when you died? John: About $13,000. StP: Hey, that's fantastic, John! Tell me, what instrument did you play?


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