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Music Jokes 45

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Max dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks at his resume and says, "Well, I think you belong in the Heavenly Orchestra." and takes him to visit a rehearsal. Mozart is playing violin, Beethoven is playing piano, Paganini is in the back of the 2nd violins, etc. However, the conductor is appalling. Afterwards, Max says, "Well, that was great, but who was that grey-haired old geezer conducting?" St. Peter replies, "Oh, that was God, he thinks he's Herbert von Karajan."

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