| Ways The World Will Be Different When Killer Bees Take Over
6. No need for Lorena Bobbitt; guys now die after their first sexual encounter.
5. Cool new striped uniforms for all major football teams.
4. Flavor-of-the-month this month and every month at nearby Baskin-Robbins ice
cream stores will be 'Honeysuckle Fudge'.
3. Hard to get girls into bed with all that sticky shit on their legs.
2. Because of all the stingings to his face, Michael Jackson is even more pale.
1. A woman would still be in charge of things.
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