The Queen, Tony Blair, Bill Clinton,and a few other world leaders have all died and gone to the pearly gates. On arrival they afre told by St Peter that heaven is all roads and motorways. To get about they each receive a car, the make and model depending on how they lived and loved on earth. The Queen got a Rolls, Tony Blair a BMW with Clinton getting a Mini. They are all happily driving about and the PM sees the Queen in a layby so he stops for a chat. Then Clinton drives past and they burst out laughing. "Are you laughing at me in my mini," shouts an angry Bill. " Of course not Bill" says Blair, "we just saw the Pope on a pair of roller blades".