| A door-to-door salesman has had a really rough day and decided to try one more
house before heading home. He knocks on the door, determined to make a sale. A
small boy opens the door, and the salesman starts in with his sales pitch. The
boy stood there speechless, and the salesman, seeing that he wasn't getting
anywhere, asked the boy where his mother was. The boy didn't say a word and
just pointed upstairs. The salesman goes up the stairs, opens the bedroom door
and finds the boy's mother in bed with a goat!! Completely flabbergasted, the
salesman slams the door shut and flies down the stairs. He grabs the little boy
by the shoulders and yells, "Do you know what's in bed with your mother? Do you
know what they're doing? Doesn't this bother you?" To which the little boy
responded, "Na-a-a-a-a-a-a." (Note: you must speak the boy's response like a
goat)
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