funs.co.uk site logo
...
Bookmark and Share

Site Menu
Home Page
Jokes
Funny Pictures
Funny Comics
Funny Video Clips
Funny Sound Clips
Funny Downloads
Funny Stories
Java Games
Flash Games
Game Cheats
Music Lyrics
Flash Cartoons
Word Searches
Useless Facts
Midi Music
Pun Archives
Quote Archives
Love Calculator
Insult Machine
Email Login/Signup
Outdated Content
Contact

Site/Web Search


Elephant Jokes 13

   Jokes section index    Elephant jokes index
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of a sudden he falls into a pit and is stuck there. The elephant is stuck in this pit and realises that he is going to die, so naturally he starts to scream. By chance a chicken hears the screaming of the elephant and decides to investigate. He sees the elephant stuck in the pit and shouts to the elephant: "Dont worry, I am going to save you". The chicken then calls on the King of the Jungle. The King of the Jungle promptly arrives in his *Red Porsche*. He throws a rope from the Porche into the pit, the elephant ties it around himself and the King of the Jungle pulls him out of the pit. The elephant is saved (loud applause). So grateful is the elephant to the chicken that he promises him that he will one day do the same for him (if the chicken should ever be in mortal danger). As chance would have it, the next week the elephant is walking thru' the jungle and hears the screaming of a chicken. He wanders over and sees that his friend the chicken is stuck in a pit. (ohh, gosh) The elephant shouts "Don't worry chicken I will save you". So the elephant throws his tail into the pit. However this tail is too small and the chicken cannot reach it. Undeterred by this the elephant throws in his trunk, but, alas this also is too small. As a last desperate effort the elephant throws in his his penis. Success! The chicken grabs the elephants enormous penis and climbs out to safety. Moral of the story: "If you have a big dick you don't need a red Porsche to pull a chick."


...
Site Maintained By Sableye Oct 1999 - 2011 Privacy Statement