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Bird Jokes 34

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A farmer was sitting on the bottom step of his porch eating a sandwich when a hen zoomed by with a rooster in hot pursuit. Suddenly, the rooster slammed on the brakes, slid to a halt and began pecking at the crumbs from the sandwich. "Darn," muttered the farmer, "hope I never get THAT hungry!"


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