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Bird Jokes 30

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A burglar had been casing a particular house for some time. Finally, he saw the owners leave for what appeared to be an extended camping trip. That night he broke in through a basement window and was trying to find his way in the dark when he heard what seemed to him to be the voice of a very old woman saying, "Shame on you! I see you, and Jesus sees you!" Startled, the burglar snarls back, "Shut up, Grandma, or you're gonna get hurt!" He shines his flashlight all around, but no Grandma. Again the voice says, "Shame on you! I see you, and Jesus sees you!" Finally, the beam of the flashlight finds a large cage and, in it, a pretty upset parrot. Relieved, the burglar turns back around and starts toward the stairs, only to spot an enormous frothing doberman waiting at the top. Just then the parrot screams, "Sic'em, Jesus!"


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