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A parrot has the habit of jumping on hens, so the farmer tells him that if he
does it again he will pull out every feather on its head. The parrot jumps on
the hens again, and his head feathers are all pulled out. Meanwhile, the
farmer's wife, who has pretentions to culture, is having a formal dinner. She
appoints the parrot to be butler and to tell the guests where to put their hats
and coats.
The party proceeds without mishap, with the parrot announcing, "Ladies to
the right! Gentlemen to the left!" Suddenly, two bald-headed men enter, and
the parrot says, "You two chicken-fuckers come out in the hen house with me."
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