| Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working.
He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had
to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish
washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I
have a large rotweiler inside; he won't bother you. I also have a large parrot,
but whatever you do, DON'T TALK TO THE BIRD!"
Well, sure enough the dog totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time
he was there, the damned parrot cussed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him
nuts.
As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist, "You stupid bird, why don't you
shut up!"
To which the bird replied, "Killer, SIC'EM!!!"
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