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Bird Jokes 25

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Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside; he won't bother you. I also have a large parrot, but whatever you do, DON'T TALK TO THE BIRD!" Well, sure enough the dog totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the damned parrot cussed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts. As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!" To which the bird replied, "Killer, SIC'EM!!!"


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