| A couple had a parrot with no legs, he managed to stay on his perch by
wrapping his long 'pecker' [not his beak] around the perch.
One day, the husband came home and the parrot said, "Hey...your friend Joe
came over today."
The husband said, "Okay, he's a good friend."
The parrot added, "Well, Joe gave your wife a kiss."
Husband says, "Oh, he's a friendly guy."
Parrot says, "Oh yeah, then Joe starts to unzip your wife's dress..."
Husband exclaims, "WHAT, then what happened??!?"
Parrot replies, "Don't know...fell off my perch!"
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