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Bird Jokes 23

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A couple had a parrot with no legs, he managed to stay on his perch by wrapping his long 'pecker' [not his beak] around the perch. One day, the husband came home and the parrot said, "Hey...your friend Joe came over today." The husband said, "Okay, he's a good friend." The parrot added, "Well, Joe gave your wife a kiss." Husband says, "Oh, he's a friendly guy." Parrot says, "Oh yeah, then Joe starts to unzip your wife's dress..." Husband exclaims, "WHAT, then what happened??!?" Parrot replies, "Don't know...fell off my perch!"


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