| Man has parrot and is getting married. He says, "Listen, I know you're
always in the window. My bride and I are coming back here to pack after the
wedding and no matter WHAT--do NOT turn around or I'll break your neck! We want
privacy!"
They come back from the wedding, start packing and can't get the suitcase
closed. He says, get on top, that'll do it. She does, it doesn't work. She
says, "No, you get on top, that'll be better." No luck. Finally he says,
"Let's both get on top, that should fix it!"
The bird turns around and says, "Neck or no neck...THIS I gotta see!"
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