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Bird Jokes 22

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Man has parrot and is getting married. He says, "Listen, I know you're always in the window. My bride and I are coming back here to pack after the wedding and no matter WHAT--do NOT turn around or I'll break your neck! We want privacy!" They come back from the wedding, start packing and can't get the suitcase closed. He says, get on top, that'll do it. She does, it doesn't work. She says, "No, you get on top, that'll be better." No luck. Finally he says, "Let's both get on top, that should fix it!" The bird turns around and says, "Neck or no neck...THIS I gotta see!"


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