| Elderly lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She
calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all
would become clear in time.
She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually catches them doing what
comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she cuts out
a ring from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male parrot's neck.
A while later, the local priests visits the old lady. The male parrot takes
one look at his dog collar, wolf whistles, and says, "I see she caught *you* at
it, too."
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