Blonde Medical Terminology

Anally - occuring yearly

Artery - study of paintings

Bacteria - back door of cafeteria

Barium - what doctors do when treatment fails

Benign - what you be after you be eight

Bowel - A, E, I, O, or U

Caesarian section - district in Rome

Cat scan - searching for kitty

Cauterize - made eye contact with her

Colic - sheep dog

Coma - a punctuation mark

Condom - small apartment complex

Congenital - friendly

D+C - where Washington is

Diaphram - drawing in geometry

Diarrhea - journal of daily events

Dilate - to live long

Enema - not a friend

Fallopian Tube - part of a tv set

Fester - quicker

Fetus - character in "Gunsmoke"

Fibula - a small lie

Genitals - people of non-jewish origins

G.I. Series - soldiers' ball game

Grippe - suitcase

Hangnail - coat hook

Impotent - distinguished, well known

Intense pain - torture in a teepee

Labor pain - got hurt at work

Medical staff - doctor's cane

Menopause - button on the VHS remote control

Menstrual cycle - thing with three wheels

Morbid - higher offer

Node - was aware of

Outpatient - person who had fainted

Pap smear - fatherhood test

Pelvis - cousin of Elvis

Post operative - letter carrier

Protein - favoring young people

Rectum - d*mn near killed 'em

Recovery room - place to do upholstery

Rheumatic - amorous

Scar - rolled tobacco leaf

Scrotum - small planet near Uranus

Secretion - hiding anything

Seizure - Roman emperor

Serology - study of knighthood

Tablet - small tablet

Terminal illness - sickness at airport

Testicles - found on an octopus

Tibia - country in North Africa

Tumor - an extra pair

Umbilical chord - part of a parachute

Urine - opposite of you're out

Vagina - heart trouble

Varicose - located nearby

Vein - conceited

Vulva - automobile from Sweden