There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio.

The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde

was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw

another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped

her car jumped out and yelled, "You bimbo, it's blondes like you that

give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you

what's coming to you!"