A blonde walked into a hairdresser's with a pair of headphones on

and asked the hairdresser for a haircut - but "don't touch the

headphones o.k.?" "Fine" said the hairdresser - a little taken aback

- but happy for the work. Three weeks later, the same blonde returned

and asked for another haircut but with the same condition, "Whatever

you do ... don't touch the headphones" "No problem" said the

hairdresser who went on to give her another good cut, considering the

restraint. Three weeks later, the same thing happened "and don't

forget - don't touch the headphones" said the blonde. Well, just as

the hairdresser was finished, she couldn't resist and she just lifted

one side of the headphones up. The blonde promptly fell stone dead on

the floor of the shop. "Oh my God - I think I've killed her" screamed

the hairdresser. She picked up the headphones and put them on herself.

She heard the strangest thing... "breathe in...breathe out...

breathe in...breathe out."