A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,

they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and

sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says "since I can only give

out 3 wishes, you may each have one" So the brunette goes first, "I

have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and

my life - I just want to go home." POOF, she is gone. The redhead

makes her wish, "This place sucks, I want to go home too." POOF, she

is gone. The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks,

"What is the matter?" The blonde said, "I wish my friends were here."