A blonde, brunette, and a redhead escaped from prison. They were

running along when they came upon a dock. On the dock were three

gunnysacks. They could hear the cops approaching, so the brunette

suggested that they get in the sacks. So they got in the sacks right

before the cops arrived. A cop kicked the sack with the redhead in it,

and she said, "Ruff ruff ruff!" He said, "Oh, it's only a dog." He

kicked the one with the brunette in it, and she said "Meow meow meow."

He said, "Oh, it's only a cat." Then, he kicked the one with the

blonde in it, and she said, "POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES!"