An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The

route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their

arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for

airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning,

as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed

the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the

hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the

phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't

get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess

replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is

the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says

'Do Not Disturb'!"