A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard.

One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some

four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"

The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned

a minute later and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "Alright.

How long do you need them?" The blonde paused for a minute and

said, "I'd better go check." After awhile, he returned to the office

and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."