Blonde Jokes 287
A blonde couple goes to a doctor to see if there is any medical
reason for the decreased sex drive that has keep them celibate
recently. After tests, the doctor tells them that everything
is perfectly normal. He tells them that people married as long
as they have been typically just get bored, and need to think
of some creative ways of adding some spice to their sex life.
On her next visit to the mall, the wife recalls what the doctor
said, goes into Victoria's Secret, and buys a pair of crotchless
panties. She puts them on when she gets home and waits in the
bedroom for her husband to arrive. When the husband comes into the
bedroom, she points at herself and says, "You want some of this?"
His reply: "No way! Look what it did to those panties!"