A blonde couple goes to a doctor to see if there is any medical

reason for the decreased sex drive that has keep them celibate

recently. After tests, the doctor tells them that everything

is perfectly normal. He tells them that people married as long

as they have been typically just get bored, and need to think

of some creative ways of adding some spice to their sex life.

On her next visit to the mall, the wife recalls what the doctor

said, goes into Victoria's Secret, and buys a pair of crotchless

panties. She puts them on when she gets home and waits in the

bedroom for her husband to arrive. When the husband comes into the

bedroom, she points at herself and says, "You want some of this?"

His reply: "No way! Look what it did to those panties!"