A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and

finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the

nearest frozen lake. After positioning her footstool, she started to

make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet

another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE

NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of

the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice

came once more: "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "No, I'm the Ice-Rink Manager!"