This milkman sees a note on the door of one of his blonde customers.

The note asks for 100 quarts of milk. Thinking this a mistake, the

milkman rings her doorbell and asks about the 100 quarts. She says,

"Yes, I need 100 quarts. On the talk show I saw last night they said

milk baths are good for the skin." The milkman asks, "Do you want it

PASTURIZED?". She answers, "No...up to my shoulders will be sufficient