There's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new,

candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio

blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is

carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her

disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that

she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to

within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her

on his *ss, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks

like a wave and she waves back.

Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer

and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more

visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his *ss,

and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road.

The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a

circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs

her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees

to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and

pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the

Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he

is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000

pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks

over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is

rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why

are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!" She is

laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out,

"While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle!"